Nerd Alert

As most of my followers know, I am the 1337est 1337 in 1337 town, but don't get down on yourself. Yes, it is difficult for one to reach such an elevated level of 1337 like myslef, but it takes work. I was once a young catechumen like yourself, but if you work hard at your dreams they may become an 3xp3r7 like myself. I can't help if I am the doyen of all 1337 culture. Don't hate me cause i'm 1337. Look at me as the czar of all that is 1337, and inspiration, a sign of what to come from 1337.



All of you n00bs better not get any ideas, you are like the cupholders in my VW Bug ready for me to place my diet slice on you.