q-zar

Dear Blogspot,

One day, when I was thinking about how I don't do anything all day, I remembered how sometimes people leave the house and do things. Then, as crazy as it sounds, I went out for a night on the town with my buddies (CHELSEA and then some other unimportant people).

Where did we go? I'll tell you where, Q-ZAR. Kids, it was damn fun... yall should go sometime around 9ish. Know why that time? Because then you will get to meet the all-powerful, all-knowing Levi the Q-ZAR master. We didn't know what we were getting ourselves into, turns out Levi has been coming to Q-ZAR every night since 1994!!! He had a sensational technique for guarding his laser stuff that was identical to this...



I instantly started talking smack to Levi, telling him that he wasn't 1337 and other stuff like that. Then I started dancing around and jumping through windows because I am so cool. But I hurt myself when I fell through the window thingie and I got a boo-boo. I only cried a little!! We still lost even though it was 7 people against Levi and his friend. I miss Levi.... I think I will go back and see him again this break.

Lots of Hugs,

Matthew