Cute

I came across this picture the other day and it was just so gosh dang adorable that I thought it was my duty to put it over for all of my trusty viewers to enjoy.

Sweet

Beastie Boys Beatles Mash-Ups
http://www.djbc.net/mashes/beastles.html
It's tite
Get it while it lasts.
"The Beastles"

q-zar

Dear Blogspot,

One day, when I was thinking about how I don't do anything all day, I remembered how sometimes people leave the house and do things. Then, as crazy as it sounds, I went out for a night on the town with my buddies (CHELSEA and then some other unimportant people).

Where did we go? I'll tell you where, Q-ZAR. Kids, it was damn fun... yall should go sometime around 9ish. Know why that time? Because then you will get to meet the all-powerful, all-knowing Levi the Q-ZAR master. We didn't know what we were getting ourselves into, turns out Levi has been coming to Q-ZAR every night since 1994!!! He had a sensational technique for guarding his laser stuff that was identical to this...



I instantly started talking smack to Levi, telling him that he wasn't 1337 and other stuff like that. Then I started dancing around and jumping through windows because I am so cool. But I hurt myself when I fell through the window thingie and I got a boo-boo. I only cried a little!! We still lost even though it was 7 people against Levi and his friend. I miss Levi.... I think I will go back and see him again this break.

Lots of Hugs,

Matthew

Nerd Alert

As most of my followers know, I am the 1337est 1337 in 1337 town, but don't get down on yourself. Yes, it is difficult for one to reach such an elevated level of 1337 like myslef, but it takes work. I was once a young catechumen like yourself, but if you work hard at your dreams they may become an 3xp3r7 like myself. I can't help if I am the doyen of all 1337 culture. Don't hate me cause i'm 1337. Look at me as the czar of all that is 1337, and inspiration, a sign of what to come from 1337.



All of you n00bs better not get any ideas, you are like the cupholders in my VW Bug ready for me to place my diet slice on you.

BREAKING NEWS

I just got word that the beloved Red Doyle has changed his mind about moving to Alameda and has decided to stay here in Marin. When asked why he is staying, he responded, "All of the supporters who wore red on red day really touched me where it counts."

Everyone is so thrilled about the decision!

Image to Text

I was gonna do a cool picture of Fr. Tom Daly in text, but blogger doesn't let you use HTML. I understand why they wouldn't, I mean come on, HTML that stuff is crazy. You can do things like tab out, or even put a link into text. It's just too much for 2004 to handle. If you would still like to check out the free online software go to here.